Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. Emily Walburn, "Be advised, ladies. General Decker: The promotion board report came out last week. The camera moves to the mountain. (jumps on the tracks to flag down the next engine), (Pete is heading his way back to the yard with his freight train. [[Category:Script error: No such module "pagetype".s with short description]]Expression error: Unexpected < operator. It's somethin' special. Unless, you are to be helping us, huh? Do you understand sign language? ", (Tillie lands back on the rails with a clang, almost waking up Tower. He was chuggin' his way across the enemy line. ", (She blows her whistle triumphantly, as the last page shows all Eric's friends running up to the train and meeting the toys for the first time. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! May 17, 2010. Cadets: I'm a bald-headed son of a b*tch without hair. The Businessman You are the Businessman On Wednesday, August 5th, 1932, you and eight other passengers boarded a three-day express train from Bombay, India to Lisbon, Portugal. Col. Braggart: Cadets I'm pleased to announce the top two rated squads that will compete for first and second place in the Parade Drill Competition. Now drop down and give me 25 more for speaking out of line!" I thought I could." I think you can. "major payne" (1995) director. If he's still in there, he ain't happy! Do you know why you're here? Get down there and give me 25 crunches, and count them out." Emily Walburn, "Let's go, let's go, giddyup, let's ride! | Source: Amodays, "He's a little upset about this morning. Major Payne: Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. ", (Soon, Tillie has hitched herself to the Birthday Train with the toys on board, and she finally begins her adventure of pulling the train. You and that dumb train. ", Doc: "There's no time to lose!" [Major Payne has captured a South American drug lord and is holding a gun to his head. Featured Little Engine That Could Memes See All What is the Meme Generator? It's from my heart. After motioning him to use the phone handle on his prison side the two face each other.]. Cadet Williams: Break it on down! Major Payne: Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that arm? Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. Copyright 1995-2023 Newgrounds, Inc. All rights reserved. I got a little hitch in my chug along this morning, but you'd better get goin'. In DreamLand, Little Engine wakes up the control tower and a few of the . India! Major Payne: Got no worry, got no stress! Sorry. Major Payne: Who's the person that got me this blood on this lip? Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School. I oughta change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne. General Decker: Payne, what happened? https://www.scripts.com/script/major_payne_13204. Meanwhile, a river flows quickly through the mountain, and the camera pans left, following it to a large, tall railroad trestle. He runs past a house, where one of his friends and a dog look out the window while Eric jumps over a fence. " Major Payne, "Come on, guys. You cannot kill us all! more, All Dean Lorey scripts | Dean Lorey Scripts. You've killed them all. I suggest we get this party started. Well, you know what y'all got a comin'? Major Payne: Know this, pukes: We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! Roger Ebert was the film critic of the Chicago Sun-Times from 1967 until his death in 2013. Do they try to put a negative spin on everything you attempt? Who's responsible? *does a ballet pose but falls down* "What's the rush?" Major Payne, "General, are you telling me that nowhere in the military is there any longer a job for trained human weapons of destruction such as myself? But after being honorably discharged from the Marines due to a lack of wars, Payne, the natural-born killer, has absolutely no idea how to cope in everyday civilian life. Superhero films and series are a popular genre packed with inspiration throughout every storyline. ", Tillie: "My chance? Dec 29, 2009. Major Payne: What the hell was that you little freckle face cartoon? Major Payne. The book is used to teach children the value of optimism and hard work. Major Payne: The ABC's Of Being A Positive Male Role Model? And if he's still in there, he ain't happy! Major Payne: I didn't stutter, I said pop-your-titty-out-his-mouth AND STOP BABYING HIM. He is the author of a children's book series entitled Nightmare Academy. Over the mountain to the town! ", Tillie: "Well, a little work will get you goin'. Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle,there was a little engine that could. more, All Dean Lorey scripts | Dean Lorey Scripts. Well, where did you get it? Major Payne, "From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife." Major Payne: He makes us squat when we piss. Major Payne:[Lowering his pistol] I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. ), Eric: (to Jill) "Look here! Then, to Tillie's horror, the avalanche in the form of a claw falls down the tunnel and crushes the entire Birthday Train! Cadet Kevin Dunn. For 100 years - The Walt Disney Company and Warner Bros. Dr. Phillips: The green boys they wear those green 'tings. You're just not a soggy one. As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt as your commanding officer. ", Tower: *points at a freight train* "You see that freight train? ", Rollo:"When pandemonium is all around", Missy: [singing]"That's when you find out what it is you're made of. Colonel Braggart, "Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. https://amodays.com/292844-major-payne-quotes-that-are-hard-forget.html. | Source: Amodays, "Cadets, I'm pleased to announce the top two rated squads that will compete for first and second place in the Parade Drill CompetitionWellington Academy and Madison Academy." ", Grumpella: (complaining) "I knew it, I knew it! Not even when they climbed aboard the train, and popped out the eyes of the conducter, and blood and snot was drippin out of his eye sockets. I'm gonna make you boys strong!" Ace Ventura. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. ), (Tower ignores him as Georgia pulls up to him. Do you feel like there is too much going on in your life? Whether he is rapping or speaking during interviews, J Cole oozes authenticity and success. It was early in the morning when a little boy named Eric was reading a book. ", Doc: "I'm sorry, but I've got to get Georgia back to the roundhouse. What beanstalk you fall from? Blood and guts and ash was everywhere! Major Payne: There's got to be somebody who needs some killing. It's somethin' special. I had a minor setback. Major Payne: From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win those games, you will be BALD like me. I will no longer refer to you as turds. Feel like I'm gettin' weaker, while Charlie's gettin' stronger in the jungle. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Bubba come crawlin out the back door, legs missing, looked at me and said "payne, I can't feel my legs." (departs for the yard) I just can't do it, I just can't do it, I just can't do it" (chanting continues), (Shift to: Train yard, where Tower is dozing), Jebediah: "I just couldn't do it, Tillie. By now, Tillie reaches the summit, as Perky and Handy Pandy push against their train car to make the train lighter. Quotes Keren. UNITY, turds: that is the key word in UNIT, without the "Y! You can't do it! Was there ever a Ms. Chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO. ive seen that part like ten times frekin hilarious. ), Tillie: (getting the realization) "Yeah! (Lightning flashes above the tunnel as the summit rumbles before them. Cadet Alex Stone, "I guess I just had that one a coming. How about the Little Engine That Could!" I think maybe" *prays* "Please?" So we gathered 20 quotes from the award-winning lyricist to help you inspire your greatness. Major Payne: [Facing closet] He in there? Georgia then brakes to a stop, as her bonnetfalls down in front of her face. I have 8 weeks to turn you gaggling maggots into a well-discipline unit. Do not aggravate my condition! Major Payne: Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up. More snow and rocks fall past the train. A page turns to a picture of a house. The 1995 film "Major Payne," directed by Nick Castle, is an adaptation of "The Private War of Major Benson," a 1955 rom-com. [The entire students of Madison Preparatory School are seen laughing at the Madison Corps running in dresses as a form of punishment for trying to get Payne fired and charged as a child molester.]. Spike Lee! There I was pulling" *honks* "smoothly" *then resumes in a normal voice* "sothat fine people could enjoy the view." Rate this book. It's slippery out here." Here you will find unforgettable moments, scenes, and lines from all your favorite films. Woman, when I was six years old, I had a full-time job." Major Payne: Now you might feel a little pressure. ", Tillie: "Let me take the Birthday Train over the mountain! ", (Shift to: Train yard. The Three Little Pigs! " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Be advised, ladies. 18 Jan. 2023. You've killed them all. " Major Payne, "Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance." lot of over 60+. Major Payne: From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife. The Song of Achilles, Madeline Millers adaptation of Homers Iliad is a 2011 novel based on Achilles and his relationship with Patroclus. " Major Payne, "Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann." His mission was to take some AK47s and a nuclear payload across the mountains to the 22nd battallion. ", Jeepers: *On Georgia's head* "Does it hurt? There were toy animals giraffes with long . [the entire Madison Squad is collected after their brawl with Wellington and former Madison cadet, Dotson, whom Williams knock out cold as retribution to injuring Alex.]. Major Payne: What's your damage, muscle head? Seven twenty-three hour days of fun and adventure. You'll get a train of your own someday." Major Payne, "I never said family don't break up. Nine original empty Lionel boxes in varying conditions. Book Synopsis . Are you kidding? " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother." It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military. Major Payne, "Major Payne, what are you doing here? ), All: (singing)There's not a mountain that we can't climb! Major Payne: They're putting on a fashion show. (Tillie hooks up to Pete and starts pulling him out of the shed. [Payne smiles at the thought of being back in the military unaware that the assignment Decker is taking about will take him to Madison school.]. Web. Major Payne: You're still a sh*t sandwich you're just not a soggy one. Cadet Williams: Payne's not here, he's in our a**! WHAT? ", Tillie: "Well, if you can't, and if Pete and Farnsworth won't, then there's nobody to take 'em. more details. Script error: No such module "about". ), (Jeepers the monkey nods, turns around and blows a whistle, lighting up the entire shed with magic, as balloons and streamers fall from the ceiling. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. [The students continue laughing at the Madison Corps whom are running around in dresses. Enlarge this image. He gapes in surprise as his bedroom window flies open by the wind. WHAT? I know it will! The Little Engine That Could The Little Engine That Could Watty Piper, Doris Hauman (Illustrator), George Hauman (Illustrator) 4.18 109,520 ratings1,632 reviews The story of a train filled with toys and gifts for little boys and girls that breaks down before reaching the children. General Decker: Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. ", Farnsworth: "What is the assignment that I shall do so extremely well? Major Payne: General, are you telling me that in this man's military is there no room for trained weapon of destruction? ", (The camera fades in on Rollo calling out to Georgia. (to Rollo) THERE WON'T!" Emily: No, actually he left. The little steam engine was sorry, but she went on, Choo, choo! 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