Bummer, about Blaine, he was pretty, he shouldnt have gotten in the way though that slushie was meant for Kurt. You finally got an okay haircut. Loving Glee, a show that was decidedly out of the ordinary and something that a lot of people in my life looked down on, was considered weird and nerdy and after years of trying to blend in, Glee made me ready to stand out. Carl: You all have a hole to fill and I'm just trying to help fill it. Santana: Well that's good, cause I hear your professors are into that. Copyright 2023 StudeerSnel B.V., Keizersgracht 424, 1016 GC Amsterdam, KVK: 56829787, BTW: NL852321363B01, all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? Can't tell you how many times I wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle, but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar. glee monologues santanavanessa bryant sisters. Its not actually the worst obviously but to follow up the remarkable Mash Up with an episode called I Kissed a Girl that turned out to be this felt cruel. I accept that about you. Santana: A baby? Scratch that, we can be the Boss Bitch. Santana: Okay, hold up. You're a genius, Brittany. Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think? (sings in background) I have hated you ever since the day I met you. like a lot of you guys, Ive been thinking so much about Naya & Santana and what they both meant to me all week, and then earlier tonight I think I realized something. I cant believe its been ten years since this moments happened. Ooh la la, Rachel Berry in a towel. To younger millennials and older zoomers, Naya Rivera and her portrayal of Santana Lopez on Glee, the FOX show about a group of show choir misfits, is a vital and important pop culture figure. Every time you open your humongous mouth to do an impression or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork. I got Sebastian on tape admitting there was rock salt in that slushie that blinded Blaine. Finn's cute too. If you're still obsessing over what you're gonna sing at your Funny Girl callback, may I suggest your best jam ever, Run Joey Run? I was one of my favs at the time. Mr. Schue: Wait, what? in the Locker Room: On Fighting for Trans* Youth with Words as Weapons, The Fosters Episode 317 Recap: Trust No One, Art Attack! 2021-22, Piling Larang Akademik 12 Q1 Mod4 Pagsulat Ng Memorandum Adyenda at Katitikan ng Pulong ver3, Kami Export - Athan Rassekhi - Unit 1 The Living World AP Exam Review, Leadership class , week 3 executive summary, I am doing my essay on the Ted Talk titaled How One Photo Captured a Humanitie Crisis https, School-Plan - School Plan of San Juan Integrated School, SEC-502-RS-Dispositions Self-Assessment Survey T3 (1), Techniques DE Separation ET Analyse EN Biochimi 1. Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her. Santana to Quinn about Marley and Kitty, Thanksgiving. How does that sound? It was resolution. Santana: Sexy texting, seriously what era are you from? Oh, and I think those absorbent sweater vests . You are a beautiful person. thanks Shelli!! I wasn't gonna go and mess it up. Dont forget me, she belts, after a moment of uncertainty. No Trouty Mouth? Rachel: Can I ask you guys something? Elliott: You know I'm actually just here to get her sheet music. Its just so fucking manic, this show. me and the girls hate the Kurt rant. Sebastian: Everyone else clear out, I dont want you to see me make a girl cry. No, kiss me! She serves Santana arroz morro with either lechn or bistec to eat. What I realized What I realized is why I'm such a bitch all the time. Santana was first introduced in the Glee pilot as one of the popular cheerleaders, alongside Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron) and Brittany Pierce (Heather Morris)and soon her character grew more . Are you sure it just isn't Britney 3.0 week in Glee club? It's okay. It was then as it is now, I love you, I love you, I love you, like never before. Well I dont give a hot wet monkeys ass what you care for. Below are each of our favorite Santana Lopez moments. It changed my life as it unfolded. I turned on my heels and ran out of there with a quickness, rather than risk the barista seeing me cry in public. Thank you Naya. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little gentrophile with a mouth like a cat's ass. Why are we playing this game? The tight clasped hug that comes after, holding on to her best friend for dear life because everything around them is changing and they are each others only certainty. I was that kid at school for better or worse. Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. We can win two National championships this year. I'm smarter about other people than the both of you, you have to trust me. Part of me. Come on this is a safe space, we're on the internet. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple. Landslide is still my favorite Glee performance. Theres no one like you. Blaine's handsome brother said it best: college is a waste of time. You told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! We know. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, "You know what I don't want to marry a sexless, self-centered baton twirler. Santana: Now get out of my way please, afores I ends you. Unmatched sass and the best . Youve got a crush on my girl, Brittany. if you tried hard enough you could suck a babys head. feminine Quinn Fabray. Unless you got yourself knocked up again. I have rage. Santana: No, you're lying. I have been LWs gf and, This podcast is one of my best friends. Brittany: Wait are you mad? Santana: I want to be with you. Though I don't know whose toxic vagina would need that much of that stuff, I mean if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery. Santana to Mr . If I'm going to be paying a third of the rent, I'm going to be needing a third of the shelf space. Blaine: We could have handled that. ryan murphy gets all the credit for the good parts of glee but this one was all Naya (with help from Heather Morris, of course). But I only watched it for Naya Rivera as Santana. aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex A thank you for being an unapologetic champion of this weird, wacky show. mouth like cats ass. The writers largely failed Santana in the later seasons, but her brief romance with Demi Lovatos Dani was the exception. She gave so much to this character even when the writers were preoccupied with the other more obvious underdogs. I cant get her If I Die Young out of my head lately. Brittany: Mm hm. Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. I remember exactly where I was, exactly how it felt that night. In doing so, they revealed a rarely-discussed but entirely valid coming out narrative. Brittany to Kitty, Guilty Pleasures. As many of you know, I didnt watch Glee until earlier this year. I remember early in my coming-out-to-myself period I was hooking up with a girl in relative secrecy for reasons irrelevant right now, but it was strange to me how easily I kept the secret and kept wanting to do it. Santana was harsh and mean and strong because she felt like she had to be. Rachel: Don't get too comfortable, okay? She's blond and awesome and so smart. Santana and Puck imitating Finn and Rachel, The Substitute. Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves: "the finger wag", "the shoulder shimmy" and the one where you pretend to twirl two invisible rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips. Gentle. Heres whats gonna go down. Santana: I hate weddings and I Valentine's Day. You cant blame me for anything Snix does, Santana to Principal Figgins, I Kissed a Girl, If you suspend me, I wont be able to beat Grimace and Mr. Schues butts, Santana to Principal Figgins about Finn and Will, I Kissed a Girl. I was thinking the same thing and I think youre right. Were almost ten years later and Ill never forget her cadence as she says it, the hurt that flashes across her face. Okay! Santana: First of all, anything you do became my business when you decided to toss that slushie up in my grill. The strive to create a safer, and more comfortable sex-toy shopping experience for the Queer community and more specifically gender non-conforming, trans and non-binary people. They're fooling around! Santana: Lets just keep this on point. Santana: Hottest guys in school. Kurt and Santana, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. Barely legal. I dont want to fight anymore. Will: [stands up] Santana. So in Season 2, when I heard those opening notes of a song I knew so well, when Santana Lopez herself sang my name right there on my TV screen, it felt like a gift just for me. all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? It remains poignantly jarring in its specificity and its place in the great cannon of Television Coming Out Scenes. Glee never shied away from making radical changes in characters or basic show universe elements without an explanation or any apparent logic, but they brought Santanas actual written history on the show and she wasnt originally written as gay to bear on her present. So many amazing moments. 13- Glee, Finn Hudson 14- Glee, Rachel Berry 15- Glee, Sue Sylvester . We saw that throughout Kurt and Santanas extended coming outs and we couldve seen it more if Santana was given space to date and be her own character in the backhalf of the show. Santana's entire monologue as she forms a dastardly scheme to get back Brittany. It sucked. I love suckin on those salamander lips. Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. Oh ok. (murmurs) Self-hating Asian. You dont even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes youre perpetuating, Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. This is only temporary. Like damn, I am so gay but those two dancing does something to me. Lauren: [sarcastic] Thank you. Whatever. Santana to Finn about Blaine, Pot o' Gold, Heres the deal, pixie boy. She was so committed. My carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler, but no. Finn: What are you talking ab- Santana: (at Finn) You told her too? So many of these scenes still eviscerate me and remain among my favorite pieces of lesbian content. I remember crying as I watched someone I love walk down the aisle to marry the woman of her dreams. Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someone who Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen to pass to entertain exactly no one with, say, some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by another dead alcoholic crone. He's made of magic. (After losing a fight with Lauren) That's how we do it in Lima Heights! Santana: (laughs) I wanna make a fake baby with you!". Shes able to admit something embarrassing like her desire to just fit in, and, maybe more significantly, her knowledge that even with her cheerleader beauty she really does not. Why isnt Rachel talking? Right after Mercedes sings the first lines of Rumor Has It, the theatre goes dark and the beat drops out. Enby is a Black/Trans owned company run by 3 enby's that believes that all bodies deserve affirmation and pleasure. Santana: Is that because you've been telling her to? Cant I just have one night where Im queen?. Santana: What if I broke that pact, huh? Santana: Look, I'm pretty sure you have to do what we say. I've waited 5 years for this. Wherever your soul is, thank you. I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. No matter how rich, or famous or successful I become, when it comes to you, I'm always going to be that moon-eyed girl who freaked you out at a first glee rehearsal. Santana to Mr. Schuester, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. The nervous, darting looks. Most of this isn't mine anyway.". Maybe two seasons, if that. Santana: It's all a part of being a mentor. You like her more than me. Thank you, Naya, for all of the knockout moments you gave us. Brittany: I don't want to known as a quitter. WhyWhy am I even taking advice from you, okay. Even though I never knew you personally, you will always be part of my life. I felt like no one could possibly understand what I was going through when I was 16, and then, all of a sudden, there was Santana, reflecting my feelings back to me from my favorite TV show. Im also incredibly appreciative of the care Naya expressed for her fans in interviews. Instead these two are going to go move to New York City or . I think about that scene all the time. Its the dress that sells the song before Santana even opens her mouth. Santana to Mr. Schuester, Bad Reputation. Or maybe it I look hot and smart. Heather said it best: I loved seeing Santana succeed. I think she was a holiday hoarder. I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye. Tons, just all up in there. While theres nothing Id love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think wed get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music, Santana to Kurt and Blaine, I Kissed a Girl, I love girls the way that Im supposed to feel about boys. In my opinion she belongs in the gay icon pantheon with Liz Taylor and Judy Garland. Aren't you were paying. All Rights Reserved. And I dont wanna fight anymore, Im just too tired. I came out as a lesbian around the time Glee started, but as Glee went on and I loved it more and more (until I didnt, but thats beside the point), I also came out as a huge and utter nerd. [puts a napkin over her and Brittany's hands]. Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend. I want to shine and be seen as the star I am. Cast members and press alike have often fawned over the years that she could learn those iconic monologues the morning of shooting and never flub a line once during taping. Santana: That sounds like torture. Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers. This is it. Emmy Rossum is. I'm sick of being backup to Rachel Berry. This is embarrassing. Rachel, Tina and Santana, Special Education. QUARANTINE MADE ME MONOLOGUE!Aspiring Actor/Singer Tommy Ratkiewicz-Stierwalt, releases covers every Monday, Wednesday and Friday! No one gives a damn about you. out was so validating. As my cousin walked down the aisle in her handsome white tuxedo to meet her wife, my mother sang Songbird, their song of choice. I'm looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again. Santana: You did this to me! Kurt: We had a pact. Quinn: Do you know what I hate? Wasn't it last week we were taking a bath together-wasn't that a date? Santanas entire story arc mirrored mine in so many ways. I loved seeing Santana succeed. The entire rest of the verse Naya Rivera performs as a monologue in song. Santana to Quinn after finding out Quinn's dating her professor., Thanksgiving. There was a famous fanfiction well known for Brittana fans called Influence. Santana: And you couldn't have thought of any other way to say that?! Santana: (To Finn) Hey Orca! There exists a third version of the pilot, the screener version, with even more scenes cut from the aired version. Santana: Because you're a crazy evil bitch! Rachel: (reading from phone) Santana Lopez- Nude, lez, boobies, sex tape, Mexican or Dominican, Question mark. Santana: Come on, screw her. The kind of lesbians who would allow straight people to wrap themselves up in the cozy fantasy that gay people are just like them. Excellent layout, Philippine Politics and Governance W1 _ Grade 11/12 Modules SY. Who cares if he's terrified of banks? Kurt: Can we talk about the giant elephant in the room? You're really not gonna tell me about the stick? I Beg! As the camera cuts in tight. [points at Rachel] Finn: I said I thought you were great. The way shes afraid to look up off the floor and into the choir room. We thought maybe youd like to join us. Oh please. She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli. Is that how peoples lips look where you come from in the South? Santana: Thanks. You're not fat. Santana. You are my first love. We'll just see if that happens. His hair's already starting to grow back. Santana: Can I just say you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen? If he doesnt get it then he doesnt deserve to have you as his campaign manager. Its important because, before Santana Lopez, basically every character we considered positive lesbian representation was: a) white, and b) nice. But Glee encouraged me to let me freak flag fly, and so I did. I just wanna go back in time man. So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? Santana: No! Okay, look. Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. You can trust me, just tell me what's going on. How could my running mate win and I didnt? And were lesbians. She was mean sometimes, maybe even a lot of times, and she understood later that, yes, it was coming from a place of fear and insecurity because she was closeted. It's gonna be okay. Rachel: I don't know what you're talking about. Its just something thats always been inside of me and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! You are not playing Yente the lesbian match maker. Also I don't think she was cruel with that rant like some of her others. dont wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. No one gets it. Santana: Gunther, thats my Yeast-I-Stat what the hell?? I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud! I dont know. Santana to Rachel, Extraordinary Merry Christmas, Will: Okay, come on ladies, it's not like this is the first time I've ever proposed. Can't I think about it for like a day? I want bling; I cant be any more specific than that. Rosario Cruz. From Season 6 Episode 3 "Jagged Little Tapestry", aired January 16th, 2015 You got a BOOB JOB. Oh, and leave your credit card. Brittany is my ex girlfriend and she just dumped me, which is why Im even here and why I have this job. Finn: No she's not. It's like, the best deal ever. My chest was squeezed so tight I could barely breathe and I felt like I was watching it from outside my body. I want to think it was because it truly meant something. Soy de Lima Heights Adjacent y yo tengo orgullo! They were trees falling in a forest and with nobody around to hear them, my desire often faded. I will always be grateful to her for the major part she played in my coming out. Mr. Schuester: First, the a capella choir from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers. Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when Im done with the ostrich eggs Im smuggling in my bra. I think somebody needs to freeze the fat this Christmas, because somebody weighs more than Mrs. Claus!. This is for us. That's like vocal masturbation. Unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset. 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